The other day I got a call from Dr. No. He wanted to apologize for the letter that his daughter mailed me titled From Russia With Love. He made excuses. He said that she’s not a heartbreaker, she’s a Moonraker and that she’s all upset because Diamonds Are Forever and her Goldfinger looks bare.

I was confused so I contacted my buddy On Her Majesty’s Secret Service but the guy did not make much sense. Two day later I got an envelope titled For Your Eyes Only. Once I opened it, the message inside was clear. You can Die Another Day at Casino Royale because You Only Live Twice. However, be ware of The Man With The Golden Gun; he’s an Octopussy and he has A View To a Kill. Where did The Spy Who Loved Me go? She’s always been a good friend and willing to help.

With my head spinning in confusion I decided to go to a game. Thunderball is not televised in most countries but what the heck; Live And Let Die; that’s my motto. Besides, it’s better than dealing with The Living Daylights and in the worst case scenario I still have A License to Kill. With luck I will embark on a new mission. My Golden Eye is top notch and as most people know I believe that The World Is Not Enough. That’s why I got myself a copy of Activision’s latest release, 007 - Quantum Of Solace. Maybe after I play it for a while the world of Bond will make sense again, but until I’m done with the review, Never Say Never Again. And… if I somehow managed to omit a Bond title in this introduction it was purely accidental; please don’t take it personal.